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Pale Is The New Tan 

yikes

“Oh, not a joke, eh? Well in that case… *click* HEY!  Where’s my prize?”
Honestly, who clicks on this stuff?

“Oh, not a joke, eh? Well in that case… *click* HEY!  Where’s my prize?”

Honestly, who clicks on this stuff?

Can’t tell you how much I love this. The Eisenhower Interstate System in the style of H.C. Beck’s London Underground Diagram.

Make sure to look at the original size.

15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee 

Some nice facts in here.  I like the part about how espresso and water came to be known as an “Americano”, and coffee a “Cup of Joe”.

First I dress up like a bat, than I scare the living bejeesus out of you.

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. 

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables.

Calling Fox News your favorite news source is like calling Coke your favorite juice.

paraphrased reddit quote

How to Shoot an Anvil 200 Feet in the Air

The Reverse Geocache Puzzle 

Brilliant.

Man crossing the street

The Amazing Bouncing Pebble Toad

Petulance and the Prize - Garrison Keillor 

The wailing and gnashing of teeth that you hear among Republicans is 68 percent envy and 32 percent sour grapes. Here is an idealistic, articulate young president who is enormously popular everywhere in the world except in the states of the Confederacy, and here sit the 28 percent of the American people who still thought Mr. Bush was doing a heckuva job at the end, gnashing their teeth, hoping and praying for something horrible to happen such as an infestation of locusts or the disappearance of the sun, something to make the president look bad, which is not a good place for a political party to be, hoping for the country to slide into chaos. When you bet against America, you are choosing long odds.

Wall Street Smarts 

“IF you really want to know why the financial system nearly collapsed in the fall of 2008, I can tell you in one simple sentence.”

maniacalrage:

Columbus Day (via sarahcooley)
This is perfect.

This is gold.

maniacalrage:

Columbus Day (via sarahcooley)

This is perfect.

This is gold.

Larry PageRank, not Web PageRank 

This is kinda like finding out the inventor of shoe laces had the last name of Shoe, and named the laces after himself.

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